Saturday, July 16, 2011

Video Interview—Duane Swierczynski

In the last four years, there’s been a near holy trinity of pulp writers who, in my eye, can do no wrong:

Joe R. Lansdale

Charlie Huston

Duane Swierczynski

Swierczynski is one of those rare novelists who have yet to make a misstep in his career, despite the broad narrative leaps he takes. His novels are—for a lack of a better term—high octane thrill rides, which constantly challenge the notions of genre and keep the reader burning through pages.

Swierczynski is also one of the novelist who I’ve most wanted to interview and finally I was lucky enough to sit down with Duane at the Poisoned Pen Bookstore in Scottsdale, AZ where he was making his first appearance and we sat down and talked about his latest effort Fun & Games, Mulholland Books, his recent work with DC comics, and just where in the Hell he gets ideas from?

I hope you enjoy.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Issue #6 is LIVE!!! And a quick note

Hey Gang,

As you may or may not know already, issue #6 of Crime Factory is Live!!

It's 200 pages of awesome and the line up is huge, so I hope you check it out right HERE

I also wanted to drop our future contributors and individuals whose stories we've already accepted a quick note regarding issue #6 and future issues.

First off, we're trying to publish as frequently as we can and we appreciate your patience regarding seeing your story in Crime Factory. We obviously love your work, otherwise we wouldn't have accepted it.

However, I will say we are working with a sizable backlog of stories. In fact, most of the stories in issue #6 were accepted over a year ago and when we're putting together an issue, we tend to prioritize those that have been in the hopper the longest.

Plus, I don't know if anyone has noticed, but each issue is growing larger and larger, and the reason for this is we want to get these stories out into the world, but once again, I do want to urge you to be patient.

But, if you do have concerns regarding your accepted story, please feel free to contact me personally at: rawsonkeith (at) gmail dot com. I will get back to you in a timely manner.

Please only contact me if you have an ACCEPTED story, not a query.

Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the issue.
-Keith Rawson, publisher, Crime Factory Magazine

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Interview—Tom Piccirilli

I’ve been a long time admirer of Tom Piccirilli. His narrative voice is one of the most stylized and fearless of the current batch of neo-noir novelists. I was recently fortunate enough to steal away some of Piccirilli's precious writing time to talk about his most recent releases (the brilliant Every Shallow Cut and his collaboration with Ed Gorman, Cast In Dark Waters.) as well as his experiences in e-publishing and his upcoming hardcover release from Bantam THE LAST KIND WORDS.

I hope you enjoy

Keith Rawson: Over the last year you've focused intensely on the current economic state of the U.S. How much has the down turn in the economy affected you and your community?

Tom Piccirilli: I have focused on economic woes in some recent short fiction and my noirella EVERY SHALLOW CUT especially, because finances have been tight here and growing ever tighter for the past year. My wife has a heart attack in early ‘10, and though I thank her doctors daily that she's made a full recovery, the hospital bills continue to pour in. Being one of those millions of Americans without health insurance, we've been brought to the brink of ruin by our debts. Being a nervous, tense, worrisome soul even at the best of times, I'm all that to the nth power now. And though it helps to make for some deep dark noir, it hardly sends me to sleep with dancing sugar plums in my head. At least two of our neighbors have been foreclosed on and it's a real possibility that me or anyone else can get crushed beneath our mortgages and wind up back in Ma's basement or out on the streets. Write what you know, and at the moment I know stark terror pretty well inside out.

Keith Rawson: 2010, I think, has been the first year in close to a decade where you didn't have a full length novel appear, what's the reason for this?

Tom Piccirilli: My next novel for Bantam THE LAST KIND WORDS has been trekking on a long and bizarre road. As anyone who's paying attention knows, the publishing world is in a bit of disarray now. Random House, the parent company of Bantam, came in and restructured the whole place among layoffs and a culling of the book lines. Somewhere in there, though, the good folks at the house decided to push me out of mass market paperback originals and shove me up to hardback with a nice big publicity push. We've already got blurbs from the likes of Lee Child, Daniel Woodrell, Nancy Pickard, and a number of other generous, first-rate folks. However, Bantam has decided the best time to release the book is in summer, and since they couldn't quite make it for summer of ‘11, the novel is now currently slated for summer ‘12.

Keith Rawson: Is this your first time publishing in hardback and why did Bantam decide to with your next full length release as a hardback?

Tom Piccirilli: It's my first time in hardback from a major publisher. I've had tons of small press limited edition hardcovers, but this is the first novel from a NYC publisher the size of Bantam. Apparently they've got great faith that the book has some kind of mainstream appeal and might actually sell copies. It's the story of a former thief who returns to his criminal family shortly before his brother is to be executed after going on a killing spree. The brother claims that he did go on a rampage, but that one of the murders attested to him he didn't commit. So my protagonist is drawn into this bizarre mystery, helping a brother he hates, forced to face people and events from his past that he doesn't want to face.

Keith Rawson: EVERY SHALLOW CUT is a bit of a departure for you. It's dark but doesn't really stick to any particular genre. What's the novella about and where did the idea for the story come from?

Tom Piccirilli: It's the story of a homeless writer who's lost his house and wife amidst the economic downturn, who is finally pushed to the point of violence. He buys a gun and goes on a cross-country trek with his bulldog to see his older brother. Along the way he relives his past, his highs and lows, his busted dreams, and his failures, while trying to make sense of his own downfall. It's kind of a meta-fiction, with a lot of autobiographical realistic emotions focusing on a lot of raw honest stuff, most of which has never really happened. It might be a departure for me because it's not a horror or crime tale, but is dark as hell, and in some regards possibly my darkest story ever. And anyone even remotely familiar with my work can see that it shares certain themes with my other noir fiction.

Keith Rawson: You also recently released a collaborative piece with Ed Gorman--Cast In Dark Waters. Is this an e-book original or was is it previously published? Also could you give a brief summary of the book?

Tom Piccirilli: It was originally released as a limited edition hardcover as part of Cemetery Dance's Novella series. It's our homage to the old pulp magazines and such writers as Robert E. Howard, Kenneth Robeson, and Maxwell Grant. It follows the story of Lady Crimson, a female pirate captain who rules her crew with an iron fist and sails in search of treasure to a distant island where vampiric-like beings haunt the tropical waters and jungles. Going ashore she finds a fabled temple with a thousand stone stairs and is forced to outwit and battle a tribe of monstrous creatures as well as various undead former friends and lovers.

Keith Rawson: Was Cast In Dark Waters your first collaborative novel? And would you ever consider another collaboration?

Tom Piccirilli: It's the first collaborative piece I ever did. I've also co-written a short horror story with Ken Bruen. But I'm a complete control freak. I can only collaborate in a certain fashion, which is how I came to do these two pieces. Both of my collaborators got to a certain point in the story and then turned it over to me to do whatever I pleased. They never rewrote me and didn't mind if I rewrote them. Unless I have that kind of control, I just can't co-write with anyone else. I don't play well with other children in the sandbox.

Keith Rawson: Inevitably, I'm going to have to ask you about e-books and the e-publishing process. First, which do you prefer, traditional publishing or e-publishing and what are the up downsides of both for you?

Tom Piccirilli: If I was one of those cats who's selling 500 units a day, or even a week, and keeping 90% of the cash, I'd definitely be a big proponent of e-publishing. But at this point, for me, it's just a little extra gravy a month. Financially and career-wise it has not replaced traditional publishing in my life, although it is a terrific supplement. I can bring out-of-print books back into print with only a modicum of expense, I can do original novels or novellas or collections that don't seem right for the traditional presses for one reason or another, and I can toy with prices or do monthly sales or any other damn thing I feel like doing. E-book publishing is having total control of the material. Traditional publishing, though, still offers me advances, an editor, a physical book, sales from brick and mortar bookstores, a team of folks dedicated to promoting foreign sales, some advertising, etc.

Keith Rawson: Will you be re-publishing the horror tittles you wrote for Dorchester (Leisure Books) or is the publisher still in control of the copyright? And what was your take on Brian Keene's current situation?

Tom Piccirilli: I own all the rights to my work. I'll probably be reprinting some of the books in the future. Right now I'm more focused on my crime fiction and getting that out in front of my readers. I'm glad that Brian was willing to go to the mattresses to get Leisure to return his rights to him. Few writers are willing to draw a line in the sand and refuse to let the publishers cross it. Whether it's because of lethargy, inertia, or fear, too often authors are taken advantage of by corporate forces.

Keith Rawson: You came into publishing at the tail end of the horror boom of the 80's, what's changed the most in publishing since then and what would you change back if you were in control of the industry?

Tom Piccirilli: Well, since then just about everything has changed. Less bookstores, less copies of books in stores, less love of genre fiction, it seems. You used to be able to put "horror" on the spine of a book back in the 80s, not so anymore. There's so many biases and worries and emphasis on mega-sellers rather than mid-list. The mid-list is effectively gone, the paperback scene is going. If I could change anything it would be that publishers spread the love around, try to build up entire careers rather than selling single books or series. Push the authors, push literature as a whole rather than the flavor of the hour, keep the people who love books in business, because without them, there is no business.

Keith Rawson: What's been your proudest moment as a novelist and what's been your most difficult?

Tom Piccirilli: I've been in this game over 20 years, and it's never been easy. Writing is a gut-wrenching process and publishing can be even worse. My proudest moment is the fact that I'm still alive after being kicked in the head by every boot in the biz imaginable.

Keith Rawson: Do you ever see yourself returning to writing novel length horror or has the voice disappeared?

Tom Piccirilli:The voice is there but the desire is gone for the time being. Maybe the wheel will turn again somewhere along the way.

Keith Rawson: Not to be too invasive, but what are you currently working on? And other than THE LAST KIND WORDS what else can we expect?

Tom Piccirilli: LKW has been pushed back to '12 but I'm currently working on the sequel THE LAST WHISPER IN THE DARK. Besides that, there's always some noirellas and short stories in the pipeline, but it's a bit too early to discuss them at the moment.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Video Interview—Joe R. Lansdale

In the two years I've been conducting interviews, there's been only one author who leaves me star struck whenever I sit down with him:

Joe R. Lansdale.

As most of you know, Lansdale's been an enormous influence on me since my teens (You can read my tribute to Joe right HERE over at Spinetingler) and I always feel very fortunate that the legendary author is willing to sit down with me year-after-year.

And on April 16th, I sat down again with Lansdale at the Poisoned Pen Bookstore in Scottsdale, AZ to discuss Joe's latest Hap and Leonard novel, Devil Red, his upcoming Young Adult novels, and his future projects with Mulholland Books

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Nueva LocalizaciĆ³n by Jimmy Callaway

Stillwell lit two Luckies and handed her one. The streetlight threw vertical shadows on her face as she smiled up at him. “What’s this?” he said, touching his finger to the pucker of skin on her belly.

“Cigarette,” she said.



“Huh,” he said, taking a drag. “You two didn’t get along, I take it.”

She shrugged. “That’s the only mark he ever left on me. He felt bad about it afterwards. Seemed to, anyway.”

“Huh.” He watched the smoke curl from her Lucky, the ash beginning to crumple under its own weight. He took an ashtray from the bedstand and placed it on his own naked stomach. “My old man was no angel himself.”


“Yeah. The belt, that was his, y’know...”


“Yeah. But then one day, I don’t remember what I did, but I had the belt coming. So I decided, bent bare-ass over my own bed, to not cry. And I couldn’t see his face, but it was like, whap! whap! And then he paused, y’know, waiting for the reaction. But I held it in, y’know. And I couldn’t see his face, but I could, y’know, I could picture it. Confused. He wasn’t a smart guy. But then he got it after a minute. Still, one more time—whap!—and that was it. Never got the belt again.”

“Yeah,” she said, and handed him her cigarette.

He took it from her and stubbed it out, and then his. They slept, her with her head on his chest.

She called a few times, but gave up after a week or two.


She’d been angling to get Zero into the bedroom all night. He finally just let her blow him on the couch, not only shutting her up for fifteen minutes but also letting him continue with the block of Roseanne on TV Land. The blow job was pretty good, too.

After she was done, during a commercial, Zero said, “Hey, what’s that on the back of your neck?”

“What?” she said, feeling back there.

“That scar, man.”

She said, “Oh, that. Nothing. I was in a pretty bad fight once, with some bitch trying to steal my boyfriend.”


“Yeah. Just stupid high school shit, at some party. When I had her on the ground, one of her friends hit me with a broken bottle.”


“Yeah. Eight stitches.”

“Man,” Zero said. The commercial was over, but Zero said, “Y’know, I haven’t thrown a punch since fifth grade?”

“Yeah, this kid, I don’t remember his name, was being a real prick at the bus stop, man, just being a real jerk-off. Throwing rocks at kids, just being a prick. And then, I dunno what happened, but I just snapped and beat the shit out of him. Right there in front of everybody.”

“Wow,” she said, “Did you get in trouble or anything?”

“Nah, no grown-ups around, nothing. None of the other kids were gonna narc me out, they all hated him too. But there I was, standing over this kid, crying in the gutter. And then I realized I was crying too. Or at least I had tears coming out of my eyes. All worked up, man, all excited, and for what?”

“Nothing,” she said.


They fell asleep in front of the TV, Zero’s pants still undone. Zero scrambled some eggs for them both in the morning.

He never called her again, but ran into her on the street a couple weeks later. She seemed real glad to see him, but they never hung out again. It never came up, really.


Bronson had been trying for a couple of weeks now to get this girl into the sack, but it was totally worth it. She was round, she was firm, she was more fully packed than a Who concert in the ‘70s.

They lay there, panting. “Man,” Bronson said, “That was fun.”

She laughed a little in the back of her throat.

Bronson rolled over onto his side, facing her, his head resting on his hand. “Hey, what’re all those little scars on your back? You fall into a thresher or something?”

“Hm, no,” she said, “I had a boyfriend who was into BDSM.”

“Oh,” Bronson said, “What is that, like, an industrial band or something?”

She laughed again. “No, it’s, y’know, bondage and stuff. He had this cat-o’-nine-tails he’d use on me.”


“Not your thing, huh?”

Bronson pulled a face.

She said, “Have you ever tried it?”

“Well, no. But I did date this one girl who wanted me to rape her all the time.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Yeah, it was no big thing, it was just kinda weird, that’s all. Every time we’d do it, she’d ask me what it was like raping her.”

“And what did you say?”

Bronson shrugged. “Oh, well, y’know, I said it was great or whatever. But I couldn’t really say, since I’d never raped anybody. She seemed to like it, though, y’know. I aim to please.”

She said, “Well, an element of danger can be, y’know, a real turn-on.”

“Yeah, I get that. I dunno. It’s dangerous enough out there for me, thanks. I mean, not to sound braggy or anything, but fuck. I’ve been beat up, shot at, all kindsa crazy shit. So when I’m in the company of a young lady, y’know, I’d like to...let my guard down a bit, I guess. That’s living dangerously, you ask me. Not that you did.”

She laughed.

He grinned. “I guess I’m just an old-fashioned guy,” he said.

“I think you’re sweet,” she said.

They slept, and then she let him have sex with her again in the morning.

She never returned any of his phone calls after that.

ROBBIE V WANTS A JOB By Cameron Ashley

John G comes back into the cafe. He adjusts his pants, pulling the waistband up over his under-gut, wipes his palms on his thighs, leans over the counter and picks up his short black.

Mark sits at the rear of the cafe, combing his greasy ducktail back into a shape it never really lost in the first place. He taps his fingernails on his Cooper’s stubbie, drawing John’s attention. John waddles over and sits down.

“What’s up, mate?”

“Someone here to see you. Says he knows you. Says he wants a job.”

John sighs, his coffee-breath clouding Mark’s personal space.

“Where is he?”

Mark smiles and points to a table at a front corner of the cafe.

John, eyesight fading with age, squints at the shape hunched over his table, then fumbles for the glasses in his pocket. They are crazy thick black-rimmed spectacles, the kind hipsters wear for irony’s sake but John wears out of cheapness. John says,

“Fuck me.”

“Yeah, thought you’d say that.”

The shape in the corner stares out at Lygon Street. John turns back to Mark.

“This guy’s going to scare off all the pretty girls.”

“Take a look around, boss. You ever see any pretty girls in here?”

“Smartarse. Who is this freak?”

“Says he’s Robbie V. I was gunna just toss him, but he swears he did some work for you a few years back.”

“That guy’s Robbie V?”

“So he says.”

“No way he’s Robbie V.”

“Well, that’s what he says.”

“That guy...he’s...all cut up.”

“I believe he’s what’s known as a modern primitive.”

“A what?”

“A modern primitive. They’re into weird body modification and post-humanism and...”

Mark smiles into his latte cup.

“...alternative sex.”

John makes a face like someone cupped a fart in their fist and released it under his nose.

“Jesus Christ.”

“Had a quick chat. Seems like a nice guy.”

“How do you know all this stuff?”

“What stuff?”

“This modern...whatever stuff.”

“I read, John.”

“You and your perverted books.”

“I once went out with a chick who had a piercing through her thing. What was her name?”

“Through her what?”

“Her thing. Christ, John, don’t make me draw a picture.”

“You’re wrong. There’s something very, very wrong with you.”

“She had to take it out. It made her cum all the time, like just walking around and stuff, off she’d go.”

John shakes his head, says,

“What is happening to this world?”

“Nancy! That was it, her name was Nancy. Shit, I should check in with her.”

“You need to find a nice girl.”

“Are you going to give him a job?”

“Doing what? Scaring little children?”

Mark laughs, says,

“Keep it down, boss. He can probably hear you.”

“I don’t give a shit. What happened to him? Such a handsome boy. Look at all those scars...”

“I don’t mind the scars, look how they swirl, such intricate patterns. It’s the earrings I find a bit off.”

John takes another look. Huge, heavy, metal hoops are inserted into Robbie V’s lobes, stretching them out so far you could put a midget’s fist through them. Mark says,

“Pretty gross, eh?”

“I can’t talk to him.”

“Do you really know him?”

John whips off his glasses, leans in close.

“I do. He used to do what you do.”


“He then got some weird girlfriend...went all...weird.”


“He up and left. Last I heard he was in Nimbin or something.”

“Well, he’s back now. Maybe she dumped him, the weird girlfriend.”

“Good riddance. I can’t talk to him.”


“I can’t. You do it. You tell him I have no work for him. My heart has broken. Such a handsome boy.”

“John, surely we can use him for something.”

John stands, shakes his head, shuffles off to the kitchen, says,

“What is he thinking, coming back to me looking like that?”

Mark drains the last of his beer. Rubs his eyes. He hates disappointing people and this dude’s potentially a bit of a wild card and wild cards he hates disappointing the most. He walks behind the counter and grabs two more beers. Robbie V hears Mark approach, he looks up and smiles.

Fuck me, his teeth are filed.

Mark pops the top off a beer and passes it to Robbie. He does the same with his and takes a seat.

“Listen, mate –”

“He didn’t go for it. I heard. It’s okay. I just thought that maybe he could use someone with a look, you know.”

“Yeah. Well, I think that it’s just that you’re a little...distinctive, mate. I mean, you stand out like a sore dick. I mean, you look like Killer Croc.”

“Killer --?”

“Croc. From Batman. Look, never mind about all that, okay? I’m pretty sure someone somewhere can use a man of your distinctive talents. Whatever, uh, they may be.”

Robbie V leans across the table. He’s quite the side of beef. The table gives out what may be a final death rattle. Mark makes a mental note to start reinforcing these cheap pieces of shit before there’s an accident. Robbie V bares his fangs and says,

“I am a man with a broken heart who has lost all faith in everything except the modification of the flesh. I have transformed myself into something post-human. I have gone through rites of passage you cannot even comprehend. I know how to burn symbols into skin, how to suspend a body from hooks through the flesh and how to take a man through a journey of such pain that it will leave him either transcendent or dead. I have no interest now in anything except pain and its power and what it can do.”


The guys sit there, eyeballing each other. Finally, Mark says,

“So. You have any pictures of yourself, like, hanging from meat hooks or whatever?”

“Not on me, no.”

“Right. Well, tell you what, I like you, mate. I’ll put in a good word for you and, even though we try not to torture-slash-maim too much these days, you never can tell when such a situation may arise. Leave me your number. We’ll be in touch.”

Robbie V nods, reaches for his wallet. Mark waves it off.

“Beer’s on me mate.”

They shake. Robbie stands, smiles at Mark with those shark teeth.

“Thanks, mate.”

Mark nods, holds his breath till Robbie V is surely well on his way back to Freaksville. Mark sits and drinks his beer and thinks about piercings for a bit. He pulls out his phone, scrolls through some numbers and dials.

“Nancy? Hey, it’s Mark. How ya been?”

My Brother's Keeper by Brian Lindenmuth

“I knew there were others like me who had brothers they did not understand but wanted to help. We are probably those referred to as “our brothers keepers,” possessed by one of the oldest and possibly one of the most futile and certainly one of the most haunting
of instincts. It will not let us go.”

A River Runs Through It

He stood there, in the middle of his brother’s living room, and felt
the sounds and bustle of family and domesticity wash over him. He was
less then twelve hours out of jail after doing twelve years for a
crime he didn't commit and these sounds were foreign to him. His
brother had picked him up from the motel, brought him to his house
then left him in the living room with shouts to "make yourself at
home", not knowing quite what to do with him. He felt vaguely dirty
and guilty as if he was eavesdropping. Buried beneath all of this he
felt longing. He longed to possess these sounds and take them into
him and keep them forever. He so badly wanted his own set of domestic
sounds. The unfulfilled desire coupled with the knowledge of its
absence hurt him deeply. The only thing worse than hurting was knowing
why and being unable to do anything about it. He was lonely and alone
and he knew it.

Twelve years ago they said he beat her and punched her in the gut hard
enough to lose the child few knew she was carrying. He hadn’t, his
brother had been the violent one that night.

His prodigal brother’s star had always been on the ascendancy, shining
bright in others eyes. The star blinded many to his brother's
shortcomings and a ready excuse was always quick to free him of blame.
Unlike his brother he had always been written off and cast aside.
But those were the actions of others and he still loved his brother.

Living in the glow of his brother's radiance had taught him to be an
observer and in silence he became a quick study of people. He saw the
changes in his brother's girlfriend before anyone else did and he also
saw his brother's eyes after she told him. When their old man told
him that his brother and her went to the quarry instead of their usual
Friday night movie he knew.

He knew what his brother was going to do that night and was unable to
get there in time to stop it. He knew that he could protect his
brother by taking the blame and not one person would doubt it. He
drove his brother to the end of the street where they lived and let
him out to walk the rest of the way home telling him he would take
care of it. He did it because he believed that any man who turned his
back on his family was no good and he didn't want his brothers more
promising future to be jeopardized. He was stronger than people
thought and he would lie about what happened and his brother was
weaker than people thought and would let him.

"Uncle Joe, when did you get here?"

He refocused on the present. "Just a little bit ago."

"Where's Frank" He knew his niece had stopped saying Dad awhile back
but to hear it was jarring.

"He said he'd be back in a minute."

He still hadn't lost his heightened jail sense, the one that told when
shit was coming, the one a man learned to trust in order to survive,
the one that kept him alive. He knew something was wrong. He knew
something was coming.

"You knew that didn't you? Were you listening from the kitchen?"

"I was."


"Frank and I don't do the same room thing anymore."

He thought he saw a ghost of a look on her face, one he recognized
from jail. The broken look that new guys wore after a few nights and
sometimes many more after. A look of personal hell and violation. He
shook it off because he wasn't in jail anymore and knew he was still
trying to adjust.

With all of the light tone he could manage he asked, "What'd you do to
your arm?" He almost said kiddo but stopped just short.

This time, as she pushed her sleeve down, he knew he saw the look.
Looking through him she said, "Frank".

He felt movement upstairs coming closer. For the first time she looked
right at him and his jail hardened soul jumped.

"I really don't mind the scars," she said.

With that confession she let him into a small select club. She looked
at him fully with eyes older then her age to see if he understood
that. He did. He held her gaze and nodded slightly.

He stood there for four breaths, unable to speak. The silence fitting
and necessary. The third breath was the deepest of them all and the
fourth held a finality to it, as if a decision had been reached.

He knew he had to leave. With something breaking inside of him he
left in silence, quickly and quietly. After the door clicked shut a
question, directed towards him, hung in the air, then fell away

In a moment of strength he turned his back on his family because after
the things he did in jail he knew he was no good. He knew that
sometime later, in a moment of weakness, after some preparation, he
would again be who they all thought he was. He'd be back.

Once, he'd gone to jail because of his brother. Now, he'd be going
home again because of him.

The Lesson of Blood by Keith Rawson

My eyes opened down a dirt track, sitting next to my father in one of his old cars. I can't remember what kind of car it was? Just another rusted out heap in a long line of rusted out heaps.

My father thought he could fix everything with his hands.


-I thought you said....
-I know...I know what I said...but I can't. I can't, not any more.
Blood rushed through him, his skin going hot/cold, beads of sweat popping, coursing down the jagged valleys of hard flesh which peppered his shiny scalp, his cheeks, his neck and chest. The puckered, raised flesh were a life time of labor, like a permanent Employee of the Month photo stapled to his back.
-We need the money.....
-We haven't needed the money in ten years...I can't watch you do this to yourself anymore. What are you trying to prove?


The cracked vinyl bench made my bare legs itch. The front struts squealed under our weight. My family were large people, even at 6 or 7 I weighed 150 lbs. My father was a walking brick wall, my mother the same. Both of them liked to drink. They never seemed drunk to me, just mad. Mad at the little house we lived in, the shitty jobs they always lost six months or a year after they got them, mad at each other for being so fat and knowing no one else would have them.

I think we'd left the house because my mother had lost another job waitressing, or working at the seed factory and she was trashing the house. I know I was scared and my father didn't like to see me scared, so we left, driving until he decided he needed a drink, so we pulled off the road, parking out in the scrub brush and dying saguaros watching the sun dip into the flat desert.
He was raising the short dog of Makers Mark to his lips when the other car slammed into our bumper and throwing us hard into the dash.


-I have NOTHING to prove! I am the GREAT SHIEK! Terror of the SQUARED.....
He briefly met her eyes, his tiny wife. She seemed so fragile and in need of protection when they met fifteen years ago. But her body was a mirage, a trick of the eyes hiding a fierce predator. It was what he loved most about her, this hidden strength. He shifted his gaze to his feet, squatting away the tears, trying to focus on the curled toes of his familiar boots.
-Dell...If you go out there...if you go out there, you'll never see me again. I can't live with another scar. I can't live with the blood anymore.


It sounds cliche, but in that moment, I felt weightless. For a blink of an eye, my enormous body was a bird. I remember smiling, maybe even laughing when my face collided with the wind shield, my nose splintering, blood splashing down my cheeks, glass tearing into my forehead.
I remember my father yelling something, the rumble of it barely penetrating the white noise that filled my ears. His fists clenching and unclenching, his head turning, staring back at the two shocked teenagers who'd run into us. He said something to me and left the car


His entrance music began and the English interpreter told him it was time.
It was time.
He looked at his beautiful wife one last time as he fitted his turban on top his head, turned, and walked away.


The car that had ran into us was being driven by a boy. That day, I remember him looking so adult--Scared, but grown up. But didn't all people over the age of fourteen look like adults when you were six? The car he'd been driving was brand new. Maybe it belonged to his parents? Maybe it was a gift for a good report card? He had the look of privilege--blond, blue eyed, a deep desert tan face.
A beautiful face.
He had a girl sitting next to him in the passenger seat. I imagine she was beautiful, too, but I couldn't tell because all of the blood.
My father reached the ruined car in four giant steps--he was deceptively quick for a man of his size, a trait I inherited--and put his fist through the driver side window and wrapped his hand around the boy's throat.


He was used to American crowds. Americans with their mania for spectacle and their unquenchable blood lust. The Japanese were a fastidious audience, erupting briefly as he burst through the curtains, marveling at his size, but then growing silent, the only sounds the shuffling of feet, muffled coughs.
He charged the ring, sliding his body under the bottom length of barbwire the promotor had replaced the ring ropes with. The crowd popped again as he turned in a slow circle taking in the weapons strewn across the mat.
The bell rang and the attendants set the ring posts on fire.


My father dragged the boy through the shattered window, glass tore into him, his mouth opened wide, a scream trying to drag out of his lungs. My father didn't give it a chance to escape, driving his fist hard and fast into the boy's teeth before he even hit the ground. Once my father had him in the dirt, he climbed on top of him, peppering his face and upper body. After five minutes, he finally stopped punching, his body heaving. He stared back at me, his face gleaming with sweat. He held up his fist and I watched the blood and chips of bone drip from his knuckles.
I knew then, you could fix anything with your hands.


The Japanese were just like Americans.
Once the fires were lit and he and his opponent began to tear into one another, tossing each other into the fire and barbed metal, they all clamored to their feet, screaming themselves horse, demanding more horror, more blood.
More, more, MORE!
None of this was real.
Even a child could tell you that professional wrestling was a fraud, which is why he jumped at the chance to work matches like this one. Matches where the blood flowed, where he could feel the power of his hands pounding flesh, cracking bone, the energy of the crowd driving him. The feeling, it was something his wife, his children, his few friends outside of the ring would never understand, or that none of the mattered in the least compared to this.

Monday, February 21, 2011

From The Archives—Interview with James Crumley

The true benefit of being apart of a legacy publication is that we have a rich archive of material which to draw from. With that being said and without further preamble, we present to you Noel King's interview with the late, legendary James Crumley, which originally appeared in issue 2, Volume 1 of Crimefactory.

I hope you enjoy.

Interview with James Crumley, Missoula, Montana

18 May 1996

NK: Your new book, Bordersnakes (1996) brings together the two characters who narrate your earlier series of novels: CW Sughrue from The Last Good Kiss (1978) and The Mexican Tree Duck (1993) and Milo Miladragovich III from The Wrong Case (1975) and Dancing Bear (1983). They had encountered one another briefly at the end of The Mexican Tree Duck, with Milo unnamed as Sughrue’s “old partner.”

What are you up to by letting them both loose in one novel?

JC: What happened was that United Artists had bought the first Milo book and I was half way through The Last Good Kiss when my agent said, “Jesus, this is a movie man! Change the character's name.” So I did, but of course I had to rewrite the book; just changing the name didn’t help. And in this Texas novel that I’ve never been able to finish I had a character like Sughrue. He'd done some of the things Sughrue had done, he'd been in and out of the army three different times, been in Vietnam, played football under assumed names in junior colleges, worked writing sports for the Wichita Eagle Beacon and done skiptracing. And now it’s all so contractually confused that I thought some day I’d have to write a novel in which both of them appear but I didn’t know it was going to be this one. When I started this book, it was a third-person account of Sughrue who’d moved to El Paso, but that didn’t work, so I sat down and started with the Milo voice, thinking “what the hell, it’s going to be a Milo book”, and I got about 150 pages in and suddenly it became obvious that it was time to change voices. You never know how those things come about, but it did and I went into the Sughrue voice, and then went back and forth through the parts all the way to the end of the book. And then, in the sixth part, I’ve swapped voices back and forth in shorter sections. It wasn't as easy to decide when to change voices through the rest of the book as it was at the beginning, the first time. It turned out to be one of my least favourite chores. I had to think about this shit, and I hate that. I don’t mind rewriting and thinking about it that way, but thinking about it ahead of time always seems to me to be a waste.

NK: Have you thought about what these two characters, Milo and Sughrue, afford you as a writer, running them separately?

JC: I’ve been playing with this sort of thing since my first novel, One to Count Cadence (1969). The older character, Milo, gives me a character with a real sense of moral ethics and an approach to the world which involves kindness rather than violence, although he’s willing to be violent when it’s necessary, I guess. And the Sughrue character is just reckless and crazy and he’s not afraid of anything. That’s one of the things that starts this new book off. Sughrue is afraid now. Something has happened and he’s learned fear. So he and Milo go off on a double-edged jaunt, looking for Milo’s money and looking for Sughrue’s revenge and everything comes up fairly well for everybody, except for the bad guys.

NK: At the end of The Mexican Tree Duck you’d held Milo’s inheritance money off for one year.

JC: Yeah, he didn’t get it.

NK: Because of the confusion in the earlier books about whether it’s due him at age 53 (The Wrong Case) or 52 (Dancing Bear)?

JC: Yeah, what a dope I am! I never look back at those books when I’m writing a new one. Not even when I was doing the screenplay to Dancing Bear. It’s easier not to look back, to just go ahead.

NK: Speaking of that, you’ve said that you’ve had 8 or 9 goes at a Dancing Bear screenplay, and it’s currently optioned by Robert Towne. Could you run through some of the history there?

JC: Well, the first time was with a director named Tim Hunter who did The River’s Edge. It was a year at Warners and then a year at Mirage with Mark Rosenberg and Sydney Pollock. We did four drafts but they never could come up with a star that they liked. Sydney Pollock was a perfect gentleman about everything and he was one of the few people in the business who’d schlep into town to see you, not just call you. Actually, he was here in Missoula recently giving a talk but I was in the process of finishing up the book, so I didn’t get to go see him. You know what it’s like; Mark would say “if you'll do it with Don Johnson, we can start tomorrow.” And Tim would say, “fuck that shit.” Tim is a very hard-headed young man and he’s had a lot of trouble in the business because of that. He’s been offered big money to do sequels but he’s just not that kind of director. He’s worked steadily over the years, and struggled mightily, and he’s the least Hollywood person I know. Then the option lapsed and Tim couldn’t get anyone else to pick it up. I’d done a screenplay for Paramount which they dropped on when the strike came up, because I was working on Judge Dredd, but I went on and finished it anyway, and to make a long story short, this producer who’s now got Dancing Bear got the book to Robert Towne with the notion of maybe writing a screenplay about Californian women firefighters. Give me a break! And Robert said, “this book is too good, man, they should do the book.” So we had this big conference call while Robert was on the way to the Batman wrap party, he’s lost somewhere in Echo Park and he can’t find his way out and I know just where he is because I have a friend who lives up there and it’s in the process of getting him down to the wrap party that he’s saying “this could make a wonderful movie” and I say “it's not ever going to be a fucking movie unless someone like you says yes.” There's a long silence, a few more directions, and finally he says “yes.” So I get Robert Towne to say “yes” and that was the beginning of this endless project.

NK: Could you say something about your other screenwriting experiences?

JC: I did an independent script for some Mexican investors and a lawyer who was embezzling money from a drug launderer. And Dancing Bear, and a long time ago, I did a screenplay of The Last Good Kiss. Back then I didn’t have any help and didn’t know anything about it. Working with Tim Hunter, doing a lot of work over the years, has been a great help. And working with Robert Towne has been good because he's an entirely different kind of writer than I am.

NK: How do you see these differences?

JC: Well, I still tend to think like a novelist. I‘ve written a lot of screenplays and I'm not a bad screenplay writer, though I can’t seem to get anything made. Robert’s really a screenwriter and a hard worker and he’ll stay with it until he gets it right. He’s written a lot of scripts while this Dancing Bear stuff has been going on, while this last version supposedly has been rewritten by the guys down the hill. Then we’ll rewrite that but that contract hasn’t been negotiated yet. There’s two worlds that all writers, not just screen writers, have to deal with. You have to deal with the business and with the work. And it’s sometimes difficult to keep them separated. I’ve often talked to people who run writing programs, telling them that you need to teach a course in the business, you need to let these kids know what the fuck is happening in this part of it all. And Missoula is a good place to do that because there's enough writers here with enough horror stories to make you want to stop writing. So Hollywood was good for me in that way, in that I now deal with New York in Hollywood terms. I'm simply intractable, you can’t fuckin’ move me. I will not be bought on a deal and the word is I won't fuckin’ publish the book if I don’t get the money I want. I'll move to France and write porno novels! Or move to LA and write porno movies, I don’t care, but I will not be humiliated by these arseholes in New York and certainly not by assholes in Hollywood. So I’ve got a little bit of a reputation. Plus the fact that from reading the books everybody suspects that I’m a complete madman, they’re afraid I’ll go berserk in their office and bite their ears off. And that’s good, I’m glad of that.

NK: You’re now publishing with Mysterious Press, having previously been with Random and Picador. What’s happening there?

JC: I got an offer from Mysterious for four times the advance that I had and the editor at Random House at the time decided she wanted to teach me a little lesson. So she flew back to New York and lectured me about the sanctity of contracts. And I said, “Jesus, if I’d just won the Cy Young award, the baseball pitching award, you wouldn't mind if I wanted to renegotiate my contract. When I negotiated this contract originally nobody knew who I was and now people know who I am.” She wouldn’t budge though, so I moved to Mysterious and then my buddy Otto Penzler got in a fight with Warners over the backlist and so he sold them, and so now I’m left at Mysterious.

NK: So did Random House sign you up to a long contract initially?

JC: No, one book at a time for a while and then a two-book contract. No, eventually we weren’t that far apart in terms of money but I think it was just that they wanted me to back off, they wanted to face me down. I don’t have any regrets about leaving that Random House. Of course, the way the publishing business is now, there’s another Random House!

NK: Every few months ....

JC: Yeah, so I don’t know what’s going to happen now.

NK: You’ve also published some books with smaller presses; the collection called Whores done by Dennis McMillan and the lovely edition of The Muddy Fork collection you did with Russ Chatham’s Clark City Press. Both those collections are cult objects, in a way.

JC: Well, nobody in New York ever offered to do those books. The French and the Japanese have treated them like books but nobody in New York was much interested in publishing my short fiction. It’s terrible for the publishing industry to be located in one place, just like it’s terrible for the automobile industry to be located in one place. One of the reasons that Japanese cars are better than American cars is that Japanese executive’s wives have to drive a different car every month. They don’t get driven around in limos, and so they tell their husbands what’s wrong with these cars. It’s a much more sensible way of doing things than riding around in a limo and deciding what a car feels like, instead of having your wife drive it downtown!

NK: Have you any ideas on why you are so popular in France and Japan?

JC: I don’t have any idea. I don’t care either. The French have been very good to me, they put me up in nice places, feed me well, put me on TV with Randy Newman. I quite enjoyed it. French journalists are wonderful, they’ve always got different questions. When the Mexican Tree Duck came out in France, One to One Count Cadence also came out, so I got a lot of political stuff. Because they managed to lose that war before we did.

NK: Yeah, well, apparently it came as a big shock to them that their army, especially the legionnaires, could get beaten so badly.

JC: Well, they were great guys but the Vietnamese have been at war for 2000 years. I’m surprised they're not at war now. This is the longest peace they‘ve had since the Chi Com border clashes fifteen years ago. It must be drivin’ them nuts not to have a war ...

NK: I see the French have just issued a new translation of The Last Good Kiss. Philippe Garnier now calls it that rather than the earlier, not so good, translation called The Drunken Dog (Le chien ivre). And I see on the cover of the new translation there’s a lovely photograph of the art deco Club Moderne in Anacondo, Montana.

JC: Philippe Garnier did that, did it on his own while the other edition, The Drunken Dog was still in print. He’s been up here a lot and we drive around a bit and he took that picture of the Club Moderne in Anacondo. He loved the look of that place.

NK: I’ve only been in Missoula a couple of days but it seems to an outsider’s eye, a groovy, hip little town. You’ve been here, on and off, for thirty years and seen lots of changes. Could you comment on the sorts of changes you’ve witnessed over the thirty or so years?

JC: It’s always been a very hip little town, full of painters and potters and writers and poets. The question everyone always asks is, “why do all these writers live in Missoula?” We are not the first writers to live here. Jim Welch has lived here steadily for thirty years. He was in College here when I arrived, Kittridge has been here since 1969 when I left the first time. I don’t exactly know what it is. It was the middle of the bottom of an ice-age lake, so maybe it‘s the prehistoric mud that attracts us! But there is something Southern about Montanans that is different from people in all the other western states, there’s definitely something Southern about it. Montanans seem to have a natural politeness and charm that people in Idaho and Wyoming lack, although there are places in both those states that I like a lot.

And I think it may have to do with the fact that the State was settled, in large part, by Confederate deserters, guys running from conscription. So there's an openness and an easiness about this place, there’s no class stratification, although, like the rest of America, it’s suffering from the fact that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer.

In a state like Montana where there really is no economic base, the stupid sons of bitches should again legalise the growing of hemp for the making of paper. A three state area in the mid-west could grow enough hemp for all of the paper in America. They don't need to cut these trees down here. But they do cut them down and it’s the great American desert out here; these trees take a hundred years to grow, we get fifteen inches of rain a year. It's just foolishness. And it’s no place to raise cows. Shit, they raise more cows in Iowa than they raise in all seven western states. All the cattle industry does is break down the fields, break down the stream banks and it’s not going to get any better. These old people who’ve worked on ranches all their lives find it very hard to give up the notion of ranching, it’s almost impossible. And when you look at the sacrifices they’ve gone through you can’t much blame them. It’s the same for the people who‘ve been raised working in the woods, sawyers and what not; it’s very hard to try to persuade them out of the woods into some other job.

It's very hard for them to understand that we can’t do this any more, we can't cut these fuckin’ trees down, it’s not a good idea. But lots of things have changed over the years for the good. When I first moved to Missoula it was one of the two most polluted cities in America, next to Pittsburgh. There were seventy or so teepee burners in the Valley and also the Pulp Mill, where they burn scrap lumber, was putting out an enormous amount of shit. They’ve put scrubbers in but they still act like they own the town. I've had several lawyers tell me they could put these fuckers out of business in a heartbeat. But it would put the town out of business. There’s a lot more people now and still a lot of problems, none of the problems has really been solved, but it’s a nice town to live in. It’s nice to look around and see people you’ve known for twenty years, people who are actually working writers. In this town you better not call yourself a writer unless you actually are!

NK: Do you no longer feel, assuming you ever did, a displaced Texan?

JC: Well, I was always displaced. I was born in Texas but we went to New Mexico during WW2. We didn't move back to Texas until I was in the second grade. The part of Texas where I lived is the last place where there’s a great clash between the white minority and the Mexican American majority, where people are still race conscious in a really silly way. It’s an unhappy kind of place, it’s hot and humid, and the wind blows nine months out of the year. It was never a place that I was ever going back to once I left, although circumstances have forced me back a couple of times. I don’t think of myself as a Texan, but I’m more comfortable with going to Texas than I used to be. I used to feel like I was going to be trapped if I ever got back down there. Now I’m not quite as much that way. I’ve got where I kinda like going to Austin. I don't think of El Paso as Texas. I get into arguments in bars about that. I got sideswiped by the world’s biggest Chicano in a Holiday Inn bar down there.

NK: Earlier this year I was in Austin around the time of their film festival and their South by Southwest festival, with something like 700 bands coming into town for a couple of weeks. I’m a fan of Butch Hancock and Jimmy Dale Gilmour and some of the other Austin c & w bands.

JC: I've got a live cd they did in Australia! Austin has gotten so much bigger than it was when I lived there twenty years ago that you’ve got to really want to go into a crowd to go out. I was there in a cold spell in early March, just before South by Southwest. There was some kind of thing with Texas writers, so Martha and I went down and spent a week. The thing was out in a shopping place called Central Park, out Lamar. There’s a big bookshop out there, though I’m not crazy about chains.

NK: What is a rough chronology of your goings and comings?

JC: I came here in 1966 when I finished graduate school in the University of Iowa. I spent three years here, then they fucked me over academically and professionally, so I took a job, and a raise, and moved to Arkansas. And then I discovered that I wasn’t actually a Southerner, I just thought I was a Southerner, and I sold Cadence to the movies, so I quit down there and moved back here. Then I got broke again because the Hollywood guy wouldn’t pay me and I had to go back to teaching. I spent three years at Colorado State, running the writing programme and I just couldn’t hack that kind of job. So I came back here for a while, went to Seattle for a while, went to Austin for a while, got married again, then took a job at Reed College in Portland. That lasted a year, then I came back here, then went back to Texas for a while, then came back here for a year, got broke again and took a job at Carnegie Mellon in Pittsburgh, then came back here for two years, got broke again, went to El Paso for a part-time job for three years ...

NK: That’s why you were attracted to the Chandler lines from The High Window you use as the epigraph for The Mexican Tree Duck: “Nobody called, nobody came in, nothing happened, nobody cared if I died or went to El Paso.”

JC: I’d always wanted to use that anyway!

NK: On the subject of epigraphs across your first books: in The Wrong Case you have Lew Archer’s comment, “never go to bed with a woman who has more troubles than you do”, and with The Last Good Kiss you have some great lines from Richard Hugo’s wonderful poem, “Degrees of Grey in Philipsburg.” How do these quotation-epigraphs function for you? In Dancing Bear, you have the Benniwah tale.

JC: Which I just made up.

NK: I thought it was an authentic anthropological text!

JC: Well, some woman who does that kind of thing, she takes down Indian folk tales — she’s won the Caltin award a couple of times — she had her friend’s daughter call me up to try to find out where the tale comes from and I finally had to say I made it up. It would seem to me presumptuous to appropriate a legend from a real tribe unless I was using it for some purpose that they might want. So I just made it up, I make up a lot of shit ...

NK: And your use of the Richard Hugo poem? Because Hugo was already in Missoula when you arrived and you have that lovely description of him as “grand old detective of the heart.”

JC: Dick was here when I got here. He was integral to my crime-writing life because he turned me on to Chandler. He couldn’t believe I’d never read any Chandler.

NK: What age would you have been then?

JC: Let me see, I came here in 1966 when I was twenty-seven. And I just loved Chandler, it just took off for me.

NK: What were you attracted to in Chandler’s writing?

JC: Mostly the fact that it was really wonderful, fun writing; the general sense of fun, the sentences were fun, and that appealed to me. As far as crime writers go, I guess I was inspired by Nicholas Freeling and Raymond Chandler (chuckles). They’re the two disparate ends of my scale.

NK: What other forms of writing were important to you when you were starting out?

JC: Well, Lawrence Durrell’s Alexandra Quartet was really a big book in my life, then Fitzgerald and Faulkner, and the Russians. Camus, but the philosophy, not so much the novels. In the month I started One to Count Cadence for the last time, I read Anna Karenina, War and Peace, The Rebel and The Brothers Karamazov. I finished the book and I remember jumping up and down in the snow in the middle of the night in my shorts in Iowa City, shouting out “Hooray for Karamazov, you motherfuckers!”

NK: You’re a very helpful and important figure for some younger crime writers. Craig Holden acknowledges you, you’re blurbed generously on Les Standiford’s Spill.

JC: Craig used to house-sit for me when I would go down to Hollywood. Les is an old buddy of mine. I just got around to reading his new book, Done Deal. I helped him move to LA. He hired me in El Paso and then he took off for a year in Florida and came back for a year, and then got an American Film Institute screenwriting thing, so he moved to LA for two years and then went back to Florida for his job. But his Deal books are getting pretty good, he’s doing OK.

NK: So there is a literature-friendship factor in your life?

JC: Friendship has always been more important to me than literature and so I try to find something to say for friends’ books if for no other reason than that they’re friends. And I get a lot of stuff in the mail and every now and then I’ll run across something I really like and I’ll blurb it. Like Michael Doane’s Bullet Heart which just knocked me out. So if it’s somebody I don’t know I pretty much make sure it’s a book I like a lot. I get so much stuff that every now and then I'll miss one and read the galleys later. I did that with one called The Late Man, set in Wichita, it's a newspaper mystery. But it seems to me that what you do is give back to someone else what was given to you. I wouldn’t have gotten where I am if it hadn't been for the guy who was teaching writing at Texas A & I when I was a physics major (chuckles). That was William Harrision, and then the guys who helped me in Iowa, Vernon Castle and Dick Yeats.

NK: I guess much of your reading is quite programmatic, purposively directed towards things that you'll incorporate into whatever you’re writing at the time.

JC: No, usually I just read with nothing particular in mind. I finally got a degree in history as an undergraduate and I still read a lot of history but lots of it doesn’t come to anything in the way you’re suggesting. There's no place to put any of it, but knowledge itself is worth having.

NK: Have you any opinion on the critical reception your work has received?

JC: What critical reception! My books have been pretty effectively ignored for a long time. The Last Good Kiss sold 4,500 copies in hardback. It’s been in print ever since then, and all my books are still in print. I think I confused people. I’m not writing detective novels and I’m not writing literary novels, and nobody knows what to do with them. Although that's a problem I don’t I have at all in foreign markets. In Germany and Italy I’m in a crime series, in England I’m in Picador, a perfectly legitimate literary press. Now the Italians are bringing my books out in hardback after I had been out in cheap paperbacks; the Greeks have just discovered me.

NK: Will you be checking the translation?

JC: Let ‘em go, man. Whatever they do is OK with me.

NK: And you went to the Nottingham Shots in the Dark Crime Festival at the time of publication of The Mexican Tree Duck, Adrian Wooton who’s long been associated with that, is very knowledgeable about your work.

JC: Adrian had me introducing Sam Peckinpah’s Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia. This is the print from the British Film Institute which is a perfectly beautiful fuckin’ print man, and it’s the director’s cut. So I get to the back of the movie theatre and he says, “well, our table is ready” and I say “Our table’s ready! I haven’t seen this fuckin’ movie since 1974 or something!” So Adrian arranged for me and Martha, Adrian and his wife, to watch the movie in one of the smaller theatres the day we were leaving. Myself, Martha, Adrian and his wife and one other person, nobody knew who he was. It was wonderful. The film held up like a charm.

NK: With Warren Oates driving around, throwing some ice into the bag that contains the head of Alfredo, and talking to it.

JC: I’d always thought that Warren would have made a great Milo.

NK: Well, he got gathered.

JC: Poor devil. Went upstairs to take a nap. Said he wasn’t feeling good and then he was dead.

NK: And there’s that gag scene in The Wild Bunch where the bottle of whisky goes around all the people and Warren doesn’t get a drink. William Holden gets a drink, everyone ...

JC: And the Mexican actor, Jaimi Sanchez, lets the last drop pour onto the ground. I saw that in the Roadshow cut in Dallas one night. I’d moved to Arkansas and my folks were still alive and living in South Texas, so my second wife and all our kids got in the Volkswagon station wagon and headed for Texas. We stopped in Dallas and I opened the paper and there was The Wild Bunch finally out in the Roadshow version. And I told Maggie, I hope you can find a babysitter because I'm going to the fuckin’ movies! The motel found us a babysitter, we got stoned senseless and it was in one of the big downtown Dallas theatres, a 500 seater with maybe four people in it. I was still laughin’ when the credits came up, I just loved that movie.

NK: Did you ever meet Peckinpah?

JC: I got to meet him once before he died. He’d stopped drinking and I was meeting him at Harry’s American Bar in Century City. He was across the way at a meeting with ABC. I heard the bartender saying on the phone, “no there's no Jim Crumley here” and I said “hey, what the fuck is that, here I am man!” It was Sam calling to say he was going to be late. He died not too long after that, goddamn it.

NK: What’s this story about how you almost came down to Australia once?

JC: My father worked for a little junkhouse oilfield outfit owned by a family called Glasscocks. Old man Lonnie had gotten sick with Parkinson's Disease so the sons were running the company. I was back from the Phillipines so I guess it was around 1961 or 1963. And there was a big boom in north-eastern Australia and they’d gone down and put up for the bids and they’d gotten a pretty good-sized small lease — everybody else was giant — Arco, Mobil, Exon and Enco back in those days, and so we were slated to go down there.

My old man was a drilling superintendent, the guy that was in charge of the exploration operations, after having worked his way up from a roughneck. And that’s what I was doing because I didn‘t want to play football any more, I was roughnecking and going to college. The idea of going to Australia and teaching people how to roughneck was very appealing. We all had passports and were ready to go, I think we’d gotten as far as tickets and some little finagling going on down there among the Australian government and the oil companies, and that lease just sort of disappeared. I don‘t know exactly what happened. It may also have been the time when you had the CIA living out at Pine Gap!

NK: What is your writing regime; how do you carve up your day when you're writing.

JC: Try to stay sober til midnight and go to work. Having worked in Hollywood all those years, working with someone else, you have to do it a little differently. But doing a rewrite of a novel I just write and go to bed and get up and write. I don’t really have a schedule, like I used to have, mostly because I always seem to be doing a bunch of different things. I wrote four screenplays while I was writing Bordersnakes, the last novel.

NK: What were they?

JC: I did the adaptation of Ellroy’s The Big Nowhere, and then I did a low budget horror movie, it doesn't have a title any more, and a low budget adaptation of a book in which the hero is a retired drug smuggler, called Bloodworks. And then I had to do the horror movie again, alone. And I was working with Tim Hunter on a script he's been trying to get made for years, a cop movie set in LA. And somewhere in there was the Judge Dredd script; someone disputed a credit on it, and as a consequence all of the writers who ever worked on it had to be copied on everything that had happened. There were sixteen writers! Tim and I were the first and we thought we were writing a twenty million dollar movie. Then the strike came and they wanted to do it for 8 million. So all the shit we did for the first thing they had to take out, and then they ended up paying Stallone $12 million just to do it!

NK: Do you have any thoughts making the differences between novels and screenplays?

JC: They’re very different forms of discourse. I was rewriting The Mexican Tree Duck while I was writing a screen version of Dancing Bear, and there were occasional moments when I’d forget what the fuck I was doing, and why, but it’s a fairly easy switch from novel writing to screenplay writing and I’ve been doing it for quite a while now.

NK: Well, it’s often the case that novels can quite literally represent more kinds of things than are allowed in Hollywood, with their internalised self-censorship rules.

JC: One of the other things I like about Robert Towne is that he simply tells those guys to stuff it up their arse. That’s never been a problem with the Dancing Bear project, the stuff about the drugs. They're just silly. The world changed significantly when the studio heads stopped trusting their own judgement and started wanting to know what audiences thought. And then came the dreaded MBA and I’m not convinced that the MBA hasn’t ruined America. If you think of all the kinds of losses of loyalty of employees in large corporations, and all the kind of shit that’s going on in the movie and publishing worlds in terms of looking at it as a product. It seems to me at one time there were a lot of book salesmen who read books, and an editor said to me in a conference recently that she didn’t want that kind of salesman. She said, “if I give them spoons, I want the fuckers to sell spoons.” And that kind of thinking has essentially ruined what at one time was a fairly gentlemanly business. A friend of mine was at the Burbank Book Fair and it seems that the corporate overlords are complaining to their editorial boards about the mid-range novel, novels that have runs of four to 8,000 copies. That’s not enough, they don’t want to publish those books any more.

NK: You said earlier, in relation to your most recent trip to do signings in Austin, that you don’t like the chains. Is that a factor here?

JC: The chains now control how many books are sold, really. If you can sell to the chains then that controls what happens to a book. They're putting all the independents out of business. I was talking to Barbara Thoreau last night at the party. She has an independent bookshop here, and a Barnes and Noble is opening soon and that will make things difficult for her. I try to stay out of chains as much as I can. The best places I was at on The Mexican Tree Duck tour were A Clean Well Lighted Place for Books in San Francisco and Duttons in LA.

NK: And in the UK I guess you read at Murder One in London?

JC: Yeah, but I had more fun in Manchester, a better crowd. I liked Manchester. I was doing an interview with two little girls from the BBC Radio; the usual stuff, they asked me what I thought about Manchester and I said we were looking in the guide book on the train coming up and Manchester didn’t get a mention and that led me to think I’d like it. And one of them, about 4’ 8”, jumped in the air and said “Not in the fuckin’ guide book! We invented the canal, we invented the Industrial Revolution, quantum physics, we may have the best football team in the world, of course we’re not in the guide book,” and she stamped her foot. I liked Manchester and I expect to be back there one day. I liked London too, but that’s a different deal.

NK: Have you any more to say on the chains vs. independents?

JC: The chains get discount books from the publishers. They buy their books at a price that Barbara can’t buy her books at. And they’ll come into town and try to drive the independents out of business. One of the things that’s nice about Missoula is that it's got three independent bookstores, it used to have four but the little professor went out of business. There’s a federal trade law that prohibits certain kinds of discounting, like on washing machines and things, a fair trade agreement of some sort. Books have never come under that and now the independent booksellers of America are trying to get them to change that. I don’t know if it’ll happen but it seems to me that the corporation has served its purpose and you can’t have a country where there’s no sense of personal responsibility. It’s not going to make one world, it’s going to make one McDonalds and you know that as soon as the chains drive the independents out of business they’re not going to sell books for half price anymore and they’re not going to hire people who know what they’re doing.

NK: Speaking of the changes in the publishing industry, do you get much interference, rather than assistance, in the production of one of your books?

JC: I don't get much of that. The only thing they tried to get me to do on Bordersnakes was write the convertible they’d put on the cover into the novel. I gave that editor so much shit, told him I’d keep his letter in my files and publish it one day so that his kids would say, “what the fuck was dad thinkin’ about?”

NK: So who do you trust to read your manuscripts and make any suggestions?

JC: I don't let anybody do anything as I'm going along. My wife Martha proofs for me. She’s been writing for a long time and her first book of poetry is coming out next month.

Something I learned working on screenplays with Tim Hunter is that you may have a different idea from somebody else but when you’re working together you have to be able to say why that’s a better idea. And sometimes what happens in the process is that you come up with something entirely different from what either one of you suggested but which is better. So it’s not that I completely resist what people think, it’s just that that’s something that has to come later for me. When I’m in the middle of a book I just don’t have the time or the inclination for that.

NK: I was more thinking of the finished manuscript, when you felt it was completed, do you get other people to read it then?

JC: No, there's a time in your life for that but I’m at the point where there’s no purpose in showing the manuscript to anybody who can’t give me some money, or some drugs! I’ll let people read it for fun but they have to come up here to the house to get the manuscript.

NK: Do you have information on your book sales, which books have done the best?

JC: The Mexican Tree Duck has sold more copies in hardback than all the other books put together. It’s sold somewhere between 30,000 and 40,000 copies. At $22 a copy, that’s in the neighbourhood of $700,000 gross. Cut that in half, they haven’t lost any money on me. They’ve never lost any money on me but then, I've never made any money.

NK: So are you saying that in your writing life you haven't been able to live from your books alone, it’s always been the teaching and the screenplay writing?

JC: Maybe if I’d written more. But I took about ten years off. Shit, it just wasn’t happening. If I can get people to read my books, they like them, but the people who are in charge of getting people to read books don’t know how to get people to read my books. I’ve met at least a dozen people who have family or friends who never read books but they’ve read The Last Good Kiss, two or three times! People who read my books call me up on the phone. Sometimes they call me up collect. That’s why I still have a listed phone number.

NK: That prompts me to recall a remark Don DeLillo once made about letters he received from his readers, many of whom were “disturbed.”

JC: I get some disturbed letters. I got a really fuckin’ ugly letter from a blind woman in California when The Wrong Case was out on books-on-tape. It was insulting, attacking the profanities in my book, and I don’t think you have a right to insult someone you don’t know like that. That’s just not in my breeding, and so I wrote her a scathing letter back but this woman I was seeing at the time talked me out of sending it. About six months later I was moving and I found the letter again, re-read it, thought it was a wonderful letter, and I sent it. And I've got a letter down here in a box from some guy in Tucson, the answer to whom will be “not only did your parents not teach you not to be insulting to strangers, they also didn’t teach you the proper use of fuck.” His letter is full of “fuck,” trying to make fun of my using “fuck” all the time. But those things only happen every now and then. I get some stuff from ex-drinkers and druggers and Vietnam vets who dispute the ability of my characters to carry on the way they do and still live. And what that means is, they weren’t able to, and they extrapolate from that. But what fans I’ve got are fairly steady and secure. If they get the books out on the stands I’ll sell some, but like everything else it’s all shelf-space and distribution. I’ve got all sorts of odd critical reviews. They just don’t know what to do with the books. It’s like in LA, it's very difficult for them to understand that you can laugh and be violent at the same time. I don’t know how the Coen brothers ever got work!

NK: Well, it’s been independent work.

JC: I never could connect with those kinds of LA people, but it ain’t over yet.

NK: Your last book started with Hank Snow jukebox reference. What musical references are in the new book, who do you like in country?

JC: In this new book I’ve got Warren Zevon, Bob Seeger, the Flatlanders. I like Jimmy Dale Gilmore and Joe Ely, I’ve got almost all of their stuff, and Iris Dement, a lot of Nancy Griffith, and Steve Earle.

NK: Bordersnakes is due out in November. Can you say something about it without giving too much away?

JC: Milo and Sughrue take off and try to get Milo’s money back but they also have to do something for Sughrue first and in that kind of way where everything turns out badly, lots of things turn out badly; it’s almost all set in west Texas and California. I don‘t think there’s any scenes in Montana at all. Everybody writes about Montana now. And I’ve never been one to do what everyone else does. My mother used to called me “a contrary son of a bitch.” Milo and Sughrue go all over the country, their friendship is put to the test and is not found wanting.

NK: You’ve been married five times. How is life now for you, family life?

JC: Life is good. I’ve got five kids who have grown up fine. Four live in Washington and one is down outside LA. They’re aged between 39 and 11, three boys, two girls and a batch of grandkids. My oldest grandkid is the same age as my eldest son, 15.

NK: Are you on good terms with your former wives?

JC: I’ve got one I’ve never seen since I split. Two I have children with and they live in the same town. And one I’m still friends with. They all live over near Puget Sound now. I used to live on Vachon Island in the middle of the Sound, and I’ve often thought of moving back there, Seattle, Tacomo, Port Townsend. But it’s a little too dampish and my arthritis gets bad in that damp weather.

NK: How did John Williams come to visit here, doing his Into the Badlands book. He describes having trouble locating you and then being drunk and crashing cars.

JC: I knew John in Paris and we got on quite well. The time he came to town to do that piece I was involved with a woman who wasn’t exactly stable, I guess you could say, and she hated the notion that I was being interviewed and that she couldn’t have anything to do with it. As a consequence it was a very tense time and I’m glad we all survived. John’s been back twice since then and he was here two or three weeks ago to do a piece on Jimmy Lee Burke. He handed over some tapes of Los Lobos and Steve Earle.

NK: You’ve been involved with creative writing courses over the years. Do you have any opinions on them?

JC: There’s too many of them. There must be a hundred unemployed MFA’s in Missoula alone. It‘s nice that it turns out intelligent readers but I now think you shouldn’t get the MFA until you publish. You should take the MA and you take an extra year on the off chance that if you publish, we’ll give you an MFA. Also, there’s not much quality control. When I ran the programme at Colorado State I actually kicked people out. Nobody does that any more. Without anyone there to exercise individual judgement and take responsibility for it, what you end up with is a lot of people getting MFA’s who can’t write, have no talent. They may have a lot of heart and willingness to work but you can’t overcome that lack of talent. It’s almost impossible. When I took my MFA in Iowa in 1966, there were about 3 places that offered them and now there’s about 270 places. It’s nice that it gives young writers a place to teach while they’re trying to get their career off the ground. A lot of these guys have it in their minds that they’ll get a degree, get a job, go someplace and live there for rest of their life. And I’ve never much had that middle-class dream. Coming from a working-class family, there were no great hopes. My parents haven’t owned a house since WWI, so, you know, it gives me a different outlook on things. Also, I’m broke a lot! It’s now possible to get an undergraduate degree in creative writing in lots of places and I find that sort of abhorrent. And I tell everybody, if you really want to write, get a degree in something actual, get a degree in philosophy or economics. You don’t need a degree in English. Chances are you’ll read all the goddamn books anyway and you’ll like ‘em a lot better if you haven’t had to go to those fuckin’ courses. There’s lots of things to be learned out there. Major in history, anthropology, wildlife, biology, don’t major in English and don’t get an undergraduate degree in creative writing, for God’s sake.

NK: I gather you don’t have a particularly high opinion of the academic world.

JC: It’s just another kind of bureaucracy, very self-serving, and frightening in its insularity.

NK: You’ve been able to make these little sorties into it for a time and then get out of it.

JC: Yeah, but I’m the entertainment. I learned that a long time ago. As long as I was entertaining I could do whatever the fuck I wanted to.

NK: The eccentric in their midst.

JC: The dancing bear.

NK: You’ve had a couple of acting roles. Could you talk about that?

JC: I’ve managed two roles in the last twenty-four years, both in low budget films. I played a hotel clerk in My Samurai and a corrupt sheriff in Rocky Boys which they shot up here last summer, but which won’t be released yet because they don’t quite have the money for the final print.

I mentioned to a friend of mine, Roy Jensen, that toward the end of my life, I was thinking of working my way into a film career playing heavies and Lloyd reared back from the bar and said “you might do OK but you look too much like that other son of a bitch, Wilfred Brimley.” And Jimmy Gammon, the big gravel-voiced guy who played the horse-trader in Tony Scott’s Revenge, was working on something in Austin when I was down there this last time, and we had some drinks together and I told him the Wilfred Brimley story. And he says everybody in the business hates Brimley because he won’t do anything they tell him to do, he lives in some fuckin’ trailer house somewhere in southern Utah and he’s been known to punch directors. So it might not be just my “resemblance” to Wilfred Brimley, it might be my resemblance to Wilfred Bremley that keeps me from getting work! Whenever I tell this stuff to Tim Hunter, he just shakes his head, bemused that a friend of his wants to be an actor.

NK: Are there any future roles slated?

JC: Well, I write one for myself in every screenplay I do, so if something happens, maybe I'll at least get to do a reading!

NK: Do you have any opinions on the election that’s looming, what with Dole withdrawing from gubernatorial activity to concentrate on the Presidential race?

JC: Dole is living proof that political ambition can ruin your life. For many years he seemed like a fairly sensible, decent Senator and as soon as he decided to run for President he became a literal fuckin’ idiot. Whereas Clinton is not exactly the cream of the crop at least he’s not George Bush and he’s not Bob Dole. I don’t think Dole has much of a chance unless Clinton really fucks up somehow but there are a lot of unhappy people in this country. They don’t like the fact that Clinton’s wife is a lawyer, and perhaps a little bitchy about things sometimes. I hesitate to even say Clinton’s heart is in the right place but he’s a Democrat so I’ll certainly vote for him.

NK: How many congressmen does Montana return?

JC: Only one. He’s been a Democrat for fifteen years but he’s gone and I don’t think there’s much chance we'll elect another Democrat. So we’ve got to try to get the least worst of the Republicans. And also one of our Senators is up for re-election but because of the assault weapons vote he could be in trouble.

NK: Could you elaborate on that?

JC: Congress finally passed a bill that outlaws the making, selling, importing of seventeen different types of assault weapons, military style, semi-automatics. These people out here are really touchy about that stuff. Mostly because people in the East don’t really understand people in the west at all. I’ve owned guns all my life and I belonged to the National Rifle Association until it went crazy. And for some reason out here they find this stuff, stuff like the Brady bill, a five-day wait for handguns, an insult of some sort. I don’t know what the fuck they could be thinkin’ about. I think that before you can own firearms you should have to take safety lessons, I don’t mind that at all. The only people who do mind that are the people who think, “they're going to take all our guns away from us.” I mean, give me a break, that’s not going to happen.

NK: Recently you and Martha were off to Virginia, visiting Martha’s mother. Do you travel around much and if so, where do you tend to go?

JC: Not too much any more. Mostly because it just costs too goddamn much. Last Christmas Martha and I and the kids flew to Tulsa and drove to Fayetteville, Arkansas and spent Christmas with my oldest friend, who lives on a farm outside Fayetteville. This February, Martha and I went to Austin for a week when I finished the first draft of Bordersnakes, because the book I’m working on now is set in Austin.

NK: What’s it about?

JC: It’s a Milo book, Milo’s gone to live in Austin. This is a book I’ve been wantin’ to do for sometime.

NK: It’s not the long-promised Texas book?

JC: No.

NK: You must get tired of people asking you about that book?

JC: Well, I’m the one that didn’t finish the son-of-a-bitch. I don’t know that I ever will. I haven’t forgotten about it and I’ve got a frame for it. It begins on the day of Nixon’s resignation.

NK: I remember watching the televised broadcast of his resignation where he managed that amazing turnaround and said he was leaving “with no bitterness and no regret,” kind of a forgiving of his fellow Americans!

JC: I was living on Vachon Island at the time, riding bikes with a friend of mine who teaches up there. We walked into a store to have a beer and there was no-one in the front of the store. It was an old hippie kind of place and I hollered out, and they said “come in the back here, fuckin’ Nixon’s resigning on tv.” So we sat there, smoked dope and drank beer while the son-of-a-bitch went to the grave. We were so happy that we got so fucked up that we had to find the least fucked up person to put our bikes in the back of his pick-up and get him to drive us back to my house on the other side of the island. I was really happy because I really hated that son-of-a-bitch.

NK: Does your hatred of him continue through the degree of redemption he achieved in retirement, when he became a kind of statesman-like figure, what with China and all?

JC: Absolutely. An old friend of mine, Mike Koepf, who lives in Mendocino County, and I stayed on the phone all through the televised burial of Nixon. We both had FBI files, and I was the Vietnam Veteran’s Against the War faculty adviser at Colorado State, and I was a SDS affiliate. Nixon was the whore-dog of American politics. He had no honour, no decency. I didn’t find anything even vaguely amusing about Nixon. Everybody talks about Nixon going to China. This seems to me to be a thing of limited value, as we’ve discovered over and over again. Being involved with China is not necessarily a great idea. They say you have the politicians you deserve, but this county has never completely recovered from the beat-up about the threat of Communist rebellion when there simply never was any such threat. After the Comintern in 1932 the Soviets decided that world rebellion wasn’t going to take place and all through the 1950s there were more FBI agents in the Communist Party than there were Communist Party members. That’s really damaged this country in a way that may not be fixable. All you have to do is say, “socialised medicine.” An English friend of Martha‘s said to her, “it must be terrible to live in a country where if you get sick, you don’t know what's going to happen to you.” It is terrible. Because I haven’t worked in the screen business for a while we don’t have any insurance.

NK: How does it work? You get it paid for if you’re a member of the guild?

JC: You have to make between $11,700 and $16,000, which is nothing, if you can get a job.

NK: Is it really important to live in LA in order to get screenwriting work?

JC: I think it makes a hell of a difference. I think that if I lived in LA I could go to work anytime I wanted to. I like LA, I’ve got a lot of friends inside and outside the movie business. But it’s not a bad price to pay, living here.

NK: What is it about cities like LA you don’t like?

JC: The fact that it’s a city! And there’s lots of people there. I grew up in the country and the nearest neighbours were the Hardins and I couldn’t play with the Hardin kids ‘cause they'd fling rocks at me till I went home. Unlike a lot of kids who grew up in the country and longed to live in the city, unlike a lot of country Texans, who’ve moved to New York to live, I find living in cities is just too tough. I’m not uncomfortable visiting a city, but Missoula is about as citified as I can deal with.

NK: How big is Missoula?

JC: It’s about 40,000 people. It seems bigger because it’s the shopping centre for about 100,000 people. It’s 200 miles to Spokane and 500 miles to Salt Lake, 500 miles to Calgary, 320 to Billings. People from all over the western part of the state, and over from Idaho come here to shop. So it’s deceptive. And there’ve been some recent annexations. People want to have city service but don’t want to pay the higher taxes.

It’s a really fragile water table here. There’s a river beneath the river about as wide as the valley and that's where all the water comes from. You can drop cleaning fluid in a steel sewer and it’ll show up in the water table.

NK: When we met in Charlie’s Bar yesterday, it was a lively place, and it's written about in Into the Badlands.

JC: It’s in the same spot as wonderful old bar called Eddie’s Club was in the old days. I didn’t go into Charlie’s when it first opened because it was too fraught with memory, but it’s sort of the only bar like that left. Friday afternoons, 5 o’clock, you get a good cross-section, a tremendously literate working-class crowd. They just know me as “the writer guy.” A place takes its atmosphere from the owner. It used to be just a wino bar, Eddy’s Club — Mahoneys in The Wrong Case. Charlie’s a great bar owner, he takes care of the old men who live upstairs on their social security cheques and he hires the best bartenders in the world. I’ve known all the people in there for a long time. People like Lewis Davis, the black guy we were talking to, he’s one of the guys I thank at the start of Mexican Tree Duck. He’s a Vet, drifted up here for some reason, maybe because there’s no black people and he figured he’d be OK! In Montana the licences are controlled by population, it only costs $5,000 a year for the licence to keep a bar, but over $120,000 to get one. It was an important bar for me in the seventies.

Missoula used to be a great bar town, you used to be able to walk into a bar on Railroad Street and go out back doors, all the way down to the river without getting onto a sidestreet. What happened in the 1980s was that they went to an 18 year old drinking law and suddenly all the guys realised they could make money on the kids. It changed the nature of the bars in this town.

French TV crew - last Spring finished shooting on the deck, finishing the TV smoke, some dope. Next thing I know it's gettin' dark, we'd all shit-faced, stumbling around TV equipment. So I called up Ed down at Depot and said, I've got some drunken frogs, I need to feed them. Ed said I'll put you guys down in the wine-room. So we're down in the wine-room, eating/smoking and these little frogs were just impressed shitless. I also inrtroduced them to some good Californian wines.

NK: Political history values of Montana.

JC: They had a strong union movement here because the copper industry were such arseholes, and also because of the IWW in a lot of ways. There was a socialist newspaper in Butte and a black newspaper in Butte. There’s some tradition of liberal politics and union politics in this state but mainly because of the power exercised by the railroad and the copper companies, Anaconda copper used to own every major newspaper in the State except for the Great Falls Tribune which was independently owned, and they called the shots. That was as recent as right before I got here. This has been a colony, a place where they’d come to extract the minerals, cut the trees down, overgraze the grass and take the money away somewhere else. One of the reasons the people here feel isolated from the rest of America is because they've been treated like a colony for so long, so they resent all that — but they do so by thinking it’s the government at fault and not the companies. If you could convince the guys who work in the woods that the environmentalist’s are not their enemies, it’s the corporations, which are their enemies. They don’t cut trees down with people much anymore, they use machines, and the corporations want to depreciate the machines they use to cut the trees down, as quickly as possible, and ship them off to Indonesia or Brazil. It’s the companies that are keeping these guys from work.

NK: What places do you like to travel to around here?

JC: Chico, Hot Springs is a place I’ve always liked. We spend a week there in the summer with the kids and another week during the year when we can get away. We try to float the Smith River every year. It’s a four day float over into the Missouri River, white shell fish plains. I still like to drive up to Glacier, go through the park, and I still like Yellowstone. Even with the tourists there, it’s always impressive. There’s tons of little towns in Montana you can stop at, stop and have a beer. You buy the first one, they buy the next one.

NK: Next thing, you’re “drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.”

JC: That’s for sure.